Does your dishwasher eat your glassware?

1st world problems are my focus this evening.

Kristy Bertenshaw
2 min readJul 28, 2021

I’m so sick of the dishwasher breaking my expensive glassware.
The cheapies? They seem to come out on top no matter what.
Things I don’t love when it come to vino glasses include—
Having an uneven number of glasses.
Starting with 12 of one glass type and now having two, especially when they are $60+ a glass.
Breaking glassware. Period.
Ugly glassware.
No stems—I’m not a fan.

I feel like I had a mountain of red wine glasses before I left NZ, and poof, now I’m down to 2 x 2 pinot glasses and two shiraz/syrah/tempranillo glasses. WTF.

Ok, I seriously have fewer glasses than this now.

So, is it user error?
Like, have we all had a few too many before we load the old dishie?
Is it a frequency error?
Like we drink far more red wine; therefore, they are eventually going to break since they are used so much and are fine?
Is this a lockdown issue?
Or something else entirely?

And do I need to consider swapping to everyday glassware and keeping the nicer stuff for nicer wine? Something I’ve not believed in my entire life.

I don’t do the whole expensive and everyday thing, except for cutlery—as no surprise there, the dishwasher also chews those up since they are used so much. I believe in using fine china and beautiful crystal glassware on the daily and always have. But after cleaning up broken glass and finding yet another glass put away with a fracture mark on it, and ordering more red wine glasses today, I got to thinking this might be seriously excessive behaviour.

I’m a grown-up, and this is money I could be investing in something meaningful rather than continuing to buy Riedel glasses I know I won’t necessarily have in the next year or so.

Thoughts? And suggestions? Or research? Or recommendations? From one wino, I mean connoisseur, to another?

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Kristy Bertenshaw
Kristy Bertenshaw

Written by Kristy Bertenshaw

I love to write bite-sized stories, essays & poetry. Revenue Generation & Growth Specialist | Passionate About Using Technology & Storytelling to Drive Results.

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